@xuu That impersonation bug is dang cool! :-)

We're happy to report that @burglar was taken into custody, @prologic. Always remember, criminals cannot escape the law.

Our investigations revealed: https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/twtinjector.tar.bz2

Fear not, @prologic, we're deploying our helicopter and will arrive shortly.

Hmm…

Keeping people safe! <3

Freeze, @burglar, hand's up! You're under arrest!

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Mr. Fastidious. We fully agree with you.

@lyse Sir, you really should have forked that conversation long back to keep our environment clean and tidy. Unfortunately, you did not attend the meeting earlier, so we have to advise you in writing to be prudent. Please keep in mind the fork lockdown is currently not in place. There are currently no plans to enforce it in the near future.

Although blocking off this footpath, we're not going to tell our colleges until the day after tomorrow. Please report back tomorrow, @movq.

Exactly, otherwise the Yarn Police will step in.

@fastidious @prologic @lyse You will never be certain whether we really slept or whether we just generously overlooked it.

You're welcome, Mr. Fastidious. We appreciate it.

Public service announcement: The fork lockdown is suspended from now on, 2021-11-20 15:45 UTC. Thank you for observing the measure. There were no complaints brought to our attention during the period. Our patrols did not catch anybody in the act of committing forks.

Attention, attention! Please note: The fork lockdown will take effect in five minutes. Please keep calm, we will keep you posted.

Thank you for your cooperation. We appreciate it.

Don't go overboard, guys.

You're welcome, sir. We try to avoid trouble in the first place.

Public service announcement: There will be a fork lockdown starting 2021-11-20 00:00:00 UTC!